I once again had to laugh out loud at work. I'm listening to Radio SWH and the hourly news updates. The 12:00 update once again mentioned an incident in some city in Russia, where a legless man killed three people in his apartment building and then proceeded to flee from authorities. His fleeing was, quote "unsuccessful" - not because this man is LEGLESS, but because, while fleeing from the police, he dove into a ditch with the hopes of avoiding capture. While hiding in the ditch, a very large rat crawled onto the legless man. The man's screams led authorities right to him.
I hope someone else sees the black humor in all of this.